ok blinkpinkinc i have a Scenario for you to consider
lando takes luke to the big opening of an aquarium. there is press everywhere, luke’s a little nervous because omg papparazi?? why do people want jedi in tabloids he doesn’t understaaaand, so when they get there some pregaming has been happening
unfortunately this is also the night where lando learns that luke is an utterly light drinker when it comes to dantooinian tequila
as soon as they walk in luke gets stuck spinning in confused circles because OMG SO MUCH WATER?! THERE IS SOOO MUCH WATER AND IT’S ONLY FOR FISH TO SWIM IN HE DOESN’T UNDERSTAAAND
fortunately lando is able to pat him on the head all ‘yes dear it’s all full of water why don’t you go look at the problem fishies’, goes back to talk to the press, absolutely smooth as shit as ever
until he looks over, sees a lovely shark, and a lovely luke grinning and waving to him from the shark tank
which sends lando into a panic
'LUKE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! i thought you couldn't swim!?!?'
'LOL NOT REALLY BUT IT'S OK I MADE FRIENDS'
‘LUKE THEY ARE SHARKS’
'NO NO IT'S COOL IT'S COOL WE'RE BROS NOW'
drunk luke does not understand why lando is not so pleased with his new shark bffs
lando never gives luke tequila again
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE HEADCANON EVER.