Hello New Friends!

There sure are a lot of you now:

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(I actually started this post before the buzzfeed article so there are now even MORE of you!)

For those of you who are new Here, He’s a welcome post, some FAQ and some of my Best Hits.

Name: Gallus Rostromegalus. 
Age: 29
Pronouns: They/Them
Job: I work as a scientific illustrator, and regular illustrator!  My art blog is @gallusdrawseverything if you want a look! 

I am also writing/Illustrating Several Books:  Family Lore, about all the Weird Stuff that happens to me and my family. Seattle Bites which is about Queer Cryptids fighting a fictional version of everyone’s least favorite online retailer, and some illustrated childrens books for my Botanical Illustration Degree.

I suffer from an overlapping clusterfuck of mental and physical illness (ADHD, Depression, C-PTSD, Anxiety, Migraines, PCOS, Bone Spurs and a suspected dietary allergy but we don’t know WHAT yet) that make conventional employment difficult for me.  So I am EXTREMELY Grateful to everyone who donates to my Ko-Fi or Paypal.  You guys pay for my groceries and make the stories happen, and I am so, so thankful.

Tags I use, if you want to block/follow them:  
#Family Lore  for the weird histories
#Seattle Bites for the Cryptid novel
#Meme Me for memes/answering asks
#Charleston Chew is my Dog.
#Arwen is for my parent’s dog, whom you all love.
# Mr.Mochi is my cat, who is a fat orange bastard.
#Tonights Dinner Is for cooking adventures, people sending me what they’ve cooked and encouragment to eat 
#Signal Boost is the tag for blog promotions/help posts/lost cats etc. 

FAQ:

“You Have An Unorthodox Approach to Spelling Sometimes.”
I have a minor reading disorder (probably a function of ADHD) and taught myself to type, and tumblr doesn’t have a spellchecker.  I consistently misspell “Thier” and “Becuase” and probably won’t improve anytime soon.  It’s OK, language is made up anyway.

“Can we be friends?”
Sure!  In fact, we are already friends, friendly person.  Feel free to ask questions and tag me in stuff.

“Did you hear about issue X?”
Yes I did.  I’m an adult who reads the news, votes in all their elections and calls their representatives.  I don’t talk about it here becuase this is my chill space.  Working and being A Responsible Citizen is hard and I just want to talk fandom and look at cat videos for a while sometimes.  Please respect my boundaries.

“Can You Promote My Art Sale/GoFundMe/Lost Cat Post?”
Maybe. I try to help where I can, but there are people who use such posts for trouble (I’m thinking of abusers creating “This person is Lost!” posts to stalk people, and that time I got my identity stolen on a false gofundme) so I review everyone on a case-by case basis. 

“Can you tag for X?”
I totally understand triggers and will try my best to tag for them, but I also have a really bad memory.  So I’m willing to tag, but if I slip up more than you can handle, feel free to unfollow me.  Your health always comes first.

Best Of 

The 1969 Easter Mass Incident

The 1969 EMI Part 2: An Attempted Recreation

The Doppelganger Saga

Thanksgiving 2001

My Origin Story

Bears

And the rest of the #Family Lore tag.